Hello, Collective Hive Members of the Blogosphere!
It's me your friendly writer of It's All In My Head! The master of this small and insignificant page that exists on this obscure corner of the interwebs. Of course, I don't particularly feel all mastery and powerful right now.
Yeah, I think I may be coming down with something, something bad!
I got the sniffles!
No, but seriously! Yesterday, I went for a jog, in the cold (that was smart) thinking that I would get a head start on getting myself reacquainted with my old jogging paths. At the end of that, my throat was sore and I knew instantly that I may have bitten more then I could chew.
I've been sneezing constantly since yesterday, accompanied by the runny nose and sore body muscles, but that could be due to the jogging I did yesterday.
Any who, I am now positive that I may have been infected with a rare form of the T-virus. I actually feel fine; but that's how it starts, doesn't it? Everything is honky-dory at first but slowly you start to feel the aches, head-colds, irritability and BAM! You're a zombie later with no choice but to chase and hunt those that did you wrong and make them pay!
You Bloody Bastards! I'm gonna get you because I know who you are! Bwa Ha Ha Ha!
Yes you, Neo-Ulyaoh-Umbrella! You're trying to take me down with your genetically modified virus spells, and you think you got me! Well, I'm here to tell you that you don't because I got ways to fight against you and you're evil ways! Bwa Ha Ha Ha!
You know what? Now that I think about it, this probably all started when you sent your rabid ninja raccoon after me that night a few weeks ago!? (See My Last Post for the New Year's Resolution Video!) Ooooooh, you are a clever evil corporation, but I have tactics to fight back and take you down! Wait til I get my hands on my spells to cure myself first and then turn the tables against you!
Where the hell is my Mantorok Recover Health Antivirus Spell?! Yeah, I can play this game too! You will not win in your quest to beat me and kick me while I'm down! I can pick myself back up and poke you in the eye to momentarily give myself the advantage to over power you and ravage you like a raging wolverine! I will have my vengeance against you, Neo-Ulyaoth-Umbrella!
Trust me, folks, I will fight this with every green and red herb that I can find! I'm going to enchant every tablet of NyQuil with a Mantorok Recover Health Antivirus Spell, and then I'll cast Shield around me to protect me against your butt-hurt minions because that's how I roll!
Oh, man, I can feel a great battle approaching! Great because I'll masterfully defend myself from your bugs and stomp you into dust as I laugh gleefully at your defeat! Bwa Ha Ha Ha!!!
So, don't worry about me, Bloggers! I'll triumph!
Until the next one!
By the way, due to my battle against Neo-Ulyaoth-Umbrella, my next Movie Collections Update video will be delayed, but only for a couple of days. Then again, maybe not. Who knows, I might get back on track with this thing!
**One more thing! This has been a glorious Rant Parody! I'm really fine, just the sniffles and sneezing, but it's really annoying! My next Movie Collections Update video will be delayed but not by much!**
So stay tuned!
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